my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

(via snouler)


kittehkats:

778:

Billy lost his head …. (by Jan Gee)

Don’t you hate it when you buy a kit and it’s missing parts?

kittehkats:

778:

Billy lost his head …. (by Jan Gee)

Don’t you hate it when you buy a kit and it’s missing parts?

(via littlewhispersinmyears)



ipkipi:

yehup.

somewhat inspired by this gorgeous piece, and partly inspired by recent events.

probably could have worked on the text at the end but w/e i made this in like a hour.

respect your friends and the people you meet, yo.

(via attkontitans)


thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

(via cuntandchips)


ahorrorstoryfreakshow:

Check out the spectacular, clue-filled poster art for  AHS-Freak Show.
 What do you think of the new official poster?

ahorrorstoryfreakshow:

Check out the spectacular, clue-filled poster art for  AHS-Freak Show.

What do you think of the new official poster?

(via screaminthedarkk)


I finally found one that isn't lame

1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
7. Do you like vanilla candles?
8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
11. What did you have for breakfast?
12. Have you had sex in 2014 yet?
13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
14. What time did you wake up today?
15. How long until your next birthday?
16. What was the last movie you watched?
17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
19. What’s the last song you heard?
20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
24. Where’s the last place you went?
25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
26. Has anyone let you down recently?
27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
36. Do you have drama in your life?

Grindr

alexistotallyaguy:

Grindr is great when you’re trans but even funnier when you get odd looking dicks. I’m dying.


6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via ugly)


killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

artiestroke:

samchekov:

ouyangdan:

dinosaurnatari:

reddlr-funny:

That awkward moment far far away.

I am going to legitimately cry at this

I saw this in an interview, because it was held from them until they read it in script. Priceless!

*whispers* im a star trek blog and even i find this necessary to reblog

I love how Carrie is all “Oh sweet jesus that’s a twist!”
While Mark is like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

even we trekkies know this important

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

artiestroke:

samchekov:

ouyangdan:

dinosaurnatari:

reddlr-funny:

That awkward moment far far away.

I am going to legitimately cry at this

I saw this in an interview, because it was held from them until they read it in script. Priceless!

*whispers* im a star trek blog and even i find this necessary to reblog

I love how Carrie is all “Oh sweet jesus that’s a twist!”

While Mark is like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

even we trekkies know this important

(via thesetitsarereal)


ob meme || [10/7] funny moments

(via tatasmaslany)


Q
But lukeybaby I thought you were mine :ccc -guess who ;)
Anonymous
A

There is only one person who calls me ‘lukeybaby’ srsly tho

srsly

srsly


ironicdavestrider:

Normalize women with penises

Normalize men with vaginas

Normalize intersex people

Normalize singular neutral pronouns

Normalize diversity and crush stereotypes

(via thatweirdguynobodylikes)


jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

image

update: the class groaned collectively 

(via marry-me-leo-valdez)

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